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animalstalkinginallcaps:

TODAY’S THE DAY. THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE TIME. CARPE-ING THAT DIEM. YES INDEED. NO LONGER WILL I LANGUISH IN THE ICY SHADOWS OF A LOVE UNSPOKEN, PINING FOR THE GENTLE TOUCH OF MY OBJET D’AMOUR. NO, THIS IS MY MOMENT. I AM GOING TO MARCH RIGHT UP TO MISS PATRICA WHISKERFRITZ, THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND ANNOUNCE IN A BOLD, FIRM VOICE, “PATRICIA! I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE WE WERE CUBS! YOU ARE-“

… OH. 

OH, OKAY. 

THAT’S … UNFORTUNATE.

MIGHT HAVE TO UPDATE MY SPEECH.

“PATRICIA, I SEE YOU ARE ENGAGED IN SOME RATHER SERIOUS HEAVY PETTING WITH CHAD FURBISH, JOCK EXTRAORDINAIRE, UP AGAINST THE VERY SAME TREE I GNAWED OUR INITIALS INTO JUST LAST WEEK. AND DON’T YOU TWO LOOK TO BE HAVING A LOVELY TIME. SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. CARRY ON.”

MAYBE I CAN THROW IN A “HEY, CHAD. HOW’S IT HANGING? YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MUCH BETTER AT DIEM CARPE-ING THAN ME. TRY NOT TO GET LITTLE BITS OF MUD AND BARK ALL OVER MY SHATTERED DREAMS.”

… PLEASE LET ME GO BLIND RIGHT NOW.

He was as gentle as an old gelding with his master, but otherwise he had a temper as black as he was. She had never known a horse so quick to bite or kick.

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texasuberalles:

winchesterlicious:

Okay so Hebridean sheep are like the coolest sheep ever

they often have two sets of horns

look how fucking badass they are

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they look like something satan would have hanging around as pets

i’m in love

Lookit these bullshit fantasy RPG goats, actin’ like they belong in the real world.

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Pack up all my cares and woe,

here I go, singing low,

Bye bye asshole

laurareachedherpostlimits:

i love how theres no beyonce fandom because everyone is in the beyonce fandom

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sassy-pineapple:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp for pope

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stark-queen:

Sophie Turner at Elle Style Awards in London (Feb. 11)

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