My back was to the TV in the break room and I heard Sean Bean and my brain was immediately like, “Father!”
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why...
pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I was born with scum like you,
I am from the gutter too.
Okay so Hebridean sheep are like the coolest sheep ever
they often have two sets of horns
look how fucking badass they are
they look like something satan would have hanging around as pets
i’m in love
Lookit these bullshit fantasy RPG goats, actin’ like they belong in the real world.
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Smelborp for pope